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Evan

"Dude... what's up with that evan kid?"
"Idk, I heard that he eats pencils"
by Willowside_aj November 15, 2019
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The dirtiest Evan

When he’s got those big bald balls fresh outta some dirty asshole then shoves them into some ole grill cheese pussy and jerks off on her titties. After it’s all done he toilet waters his dirty balls, fresh and ready for the next dirty hole.
When ya have the biggest balls of em all only the dirtiest Evan will do.
by Smells like trout August 14, 2024
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Evan

Evans can be one of the MOST humorous of friends. Although they may seem sketchy they got your back! They act tough and or invisible but they have been through a lot of stress. Sometimes they make you laugh even when not present! Many Evans are very attractive and or Handsome. They always seem to find their way into trouble and are very carefree or casual about it. They are overall crazy and amazing friends.
Person 1 : Oh look it's my FTH ( friend till hell ) Evan!
Person 2 : Yup, he's such an Evan!
Person 1 : He's gotten detention AGAIN
by Banina April 22, 2022
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Evan

Evan is stupid
by Namyac March 30, 2019
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Evan

If you meet an Evan, do NOT let him go. Not only are Evans one of the most handsome species to exist on this planet, but they also have unique personalities. They are incredibly genuine— the realest you’ll ever meet and always have good intentions. Evans are also very responsible and really have their shit together. They are undoubtedly loyal and are a reliable student, friend, and significant other. They’re very rational and because their logic overrides their emotions, they are very patient. If you put an Evan in a difficult or frustrating situation, he’ll stay calm and composed. And if you’re lucky enough to be in the arms of an Evan, he’ll make you feel safe and cared for. Moreover, Evans aren’t afraid to show their goofy side and have an amazing sense of humor. Evans are a keeper, no cap!!!
Who are you dating?! He’s handsome, sweet, and doesn’t seem like a fuckboy”
“Yeah he’s not. I’m so lucky aren’t I?”
“Wow I’m so jealous, let me guess his name. Is it Evan?”
“Omg yeah, how’d you know?”
“He gives me Evan vibes, I knew it!”
by grapeg1rl February 19, 2020
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Evan

Did u see that Evan over there hes a furry who likes men
by Ofnebwb iej March 25, 2022
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