Energy Shield

When the universe and all that is in it seems to cock-block you so hard it hurts.

Homie: Hey man, how're you and Autumn going?
You: Not too good, there's a damn energy shield in my way.

by PlasmaBolt January 26, 2016

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Dark Energy

The opposite meaning of clean and green energy.

The oil and petroleum companies have been polluting the planet with their monopoly of dark energy.

by Creativelingo January 17, 2021

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Weird frog energy

Dull. Boring. Odd. Lingering. Noisy at times. One who meanders about with frog like habits. A person who doesn’t understand weird frog energy probably has it.

“Oh no, Gertrude is at the party. There’s gonna be weird frog energy.”

by DwnTwnFrog69 May 8, 2024

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Big Sphincter Energy

Big Sphincter Energy or "BSE" is the substitute phrase for "assholes" when the internet is inevitably censored and we can't mock billionaires anymore.

"Yeah, that Blue Origin just reeks of BSE"

"If his attitude had a smell, it would be unfettered ass. I'm feeling utterly stifled by that big sphincter energy!"

by HerpDerp12786 September 6, 2021

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New Pussy Energy

The first 90 days of a relationship during which a man puts in the most effort he ever will for the woman he is with.

I was sad when I saw that my ex was putting in so much effort for his new girlfriend - effort that he never showed with me - until I realized it's just New Pussy Energy and he'll end up disappointing her, too.

by JaneDoe was taken September 20, 2025

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