Ed's razor

A simple exercise that is fairly fool proof and is designed at discovering the truth/falsity of a given contention. An example: If there were truth to the contentions behind Homeopathy, then the world would be flooded with Homeopathic Heroin/Cocaine/Meth etc. The world is not so flooded ergo the contention is bullshit.

A significant stretch of the Amazon rainforest was cut down to build a new four-lane highway in preparation for the COP30 climate summit held in Belém, Brazil, in November 2025. This development drew widespread criticism for its perceived hypocrisy, as world leaders gathered to discuss solutions for climate change and deforestation. If climate change is an immediate, existential threat, those sorts of things would simply not happen. Ed's razor tells you the story. It is no different than Russia arranging tourist holidays at Chernobyl. Chernobyl is fucking dangerous and you don't go there. Climate change is fucking dangerous you don't fly private. Ed's razor allows you to stop worrying over nonsense.

by FXmotherfuckers December 7, 2025

Digital Screen ED

Modern condition where excessive screen time of digital media (Phones, Computers, and TVs) contributes to poor arousal, dopamine burnout, or Erectile Dysfunction.

Bro, these girls on the TL are giving me digital screen ED.

by MisterKnows December 15, 2025

Reem/ed

The act of getting absolutely ‘smashed’ with your boys

Keen to reem?

I’m so f****n REEMED
Reem/ed

by CaptainReem January 1, 2026

ed sheeran

a fucking loser who can't sing for shit and whos music is almost as bad as Taylor Swift's

"Dude did you watch the ed sheeran concert last night?
"Ed sheeran? no, that dude's music is ass"

by average tayswift hater January 26, 2025

Ed Boy

a deer residing on the wall in Uncle Toms cabin

Ed Boy was residing on the wall in deer form in Uncle Tom's cabin.

by poppinsdaughter February 2, 2025

AIDS-ED TF OUT

When anything is FUBAR

My Samasung A15 is AIDS-ED TF OUT

by Jpatt February 8, 2025

ed ward

Where a grown man goes when they had a total meltdown: the state puts them on psych hold for a while.

Bro #1 says:
"Hey man, we heard he didn't make it to the bar last February.."

Bro #2 responds:
"Yeah, he took a cold bath in the lake and traded his phone for a ride to the ED Ward. The meltdown is all over social media"

by coldmeltdown March 3, 2025