Douche bag

1.a pompous fucktard who fronts an undeserved sense of accomplishment.

2.a device used to clean your cooch

3.one who wears a polo shirt of any color(especially with the collar popped up)

4.k-fed

5.jennifer Grandholm(governor of Michigan)

david lee roth is such a boring douche bag. someone should sodomize him til he realizes he is a fudge reaming gooback.

by bastardly fucktard March 22, 2008

fat douche

A retarded piece of shit. Someone who is a lazy fat fuck and is stupid beyond belief.

Harnage & Medford
That fat douche cant even fuckin breathe right...

by shannon & josh April 3, 2008

Douche Bag

Spencer Pratt. Enough said.

You know you're a douche bag when you want to fight an old guy like Al Roker for dissing your slut of a wife.

by AllehChan June 17, 2009

douche cloud

One who goes around the world raining douchisms on everybody he/she meets.

Man that guy Alex has become a real Douche Cloud.

by Sandron Kirk February 18, 2008

douche-aholic

a person who's addicted to being a douche.

It would behoove you to seek help for being a chronic douche-aholic.

by derit April 8, 2008

Douche Baggins

A name/title usually reserved for one whose behavior is riddled with utter douchebaggery.

1)I was having a fine day at the store until Douche Baggins walked off with my cart and all the stuff in it.

2)Man, what a douche! If he were a hobbit he'd be Douche Baggins.

by pincherslug July 27, 2006

douche fucker

A person who pisses someone else off to the fullest extreme.

What a fucking douche fucker. I hate him.

by Lyndsey January 17, 2004