crap wrap

shitting in a floured tortilla, mixing it with beef and veggies, sticking it in the microwave, and serving it to a customer

A- remember that bitch customer that always comes in at lunch hour

B- yea what about her?

A- i totally gave her the crap wrap today

B- hahaha nice bro !

by christophorus August 5, 2011

crapped down our leg

Attempt to do something and fail

Steve Smith said in regard to the Panther's performance today, "We crapped down our leg."

by aginasia November 13, 2011

Creepin' crap

Playing creeps on the iphone while taking a shit.

Hey Courtney I just had the biggest creepin' crap session.

by creepererererer September 2, 2011

crap

Poop or sh*t.

Oh crap.

by elaboratescanner04 October 11, 2023

Chinese Crap

You are the problem. You can't live without the Chinese crap in your life so you buy more and more of it. Like some sort of junkie addicted to the hit of drugs, your drug of choice is the crap.

You shift the blame to the material things been poorly made and call it cheap Chinese crap but it was you all along who needed that hit when buying material shit.
So here you sit in your house filled with chinese crap looking on your chinese crap device looking for more chinese crap to buy.
It doesn't matter what it cost to the planet, what conditions the people who made the crap work in.

So long as there is a steady supply of more crap to buy, you will live on, buying more crap till it piles up to the sky.

Ted: "You live for Chinese crap."

by Mr. Moistsuffalese November 12, 2023

Crap on boot

To be treated with the same contempt and loathing as crap on someone's boot. This is normally in the work environment.

"Do you feel well looked after in your job"
"Not really, just Crap on boot"

by Kill_crazy January 23, 2024

Crap Nap

The act of taking a quick nap while pooping at work. Most likely performed by a third shift employee but can be achieved on any shift.

Dude that poop took you a half hour

Yeah, I caught a crap nap

by Big big biscuit April 11, 2023