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Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee. 

Moxxie's second coffee order from episode 6 of Helluva Boss, "Truth Seekers"
"If you cant handle that id like a Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee."
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Spill the Coffee 

Same as spill the tea but spilling the coffee means telling a lie to make the gossip fake, usually done to avoid drama.
R:"BITCH!! when are you going to spill the coffee?

A:"Soon gurl! Karen doesn't know what's going to hit her!"

White Coffee 

The opposite of black coffee. Where black coffee has no cream or sugar, white coffee has loads of sugar and mounds of cream, thus giving it a white appearance.
Mostly drunk by trendy American college kids at Starbucks who like to be "hip" by drinking coffee even though they can't stand the flavor.
Trendy kid 1: "Hey, man, you wanna get some coffee? It's totally groovy!"

Trendy kid 2: "Sure, man, let's go to Starbucks, where all the rad kids hang out!"

Trendy kid 1: "I'll have a tall frappucino with an overpriced sandwich."

Trendy kid 2: "And I'll have a regular coffee, but put lots of cream and sugar in it. I only drink white coffee."

creaming the coffee 

when you're banging a broad in the ass and you pull out just as the finale is coming and you put it in her eager mouth then light the fireworks.
This crazy bitch made me skim the milk as I was creaming the coffee!!!!

date rape the coffee pot

This occurs when someone leaves just enough coffee in the pot to make it look like there's some left, but in reality it is less than a full cup, and doesn't start a new pot of coffee to make up for this transgression.
Dude 1: Dude....what the F?!?!?
Dude 2: What dude?
Dude 1: Did you just totally date rape the coffee pot?

OR

Dude: F'ing co-workers! Always date raping the coffee pot before I get in the office!

Hot Coffee 

Used to convey a sense of urgency, when cuttting through crowds of people. Gives the surrounding people thoughts of pain from being burned by a hot beverage.
"HOT COFFEE! COMING THROUGH!" shouted the woman as she made her way through the sea of spectators.
Hot Coffee by subliminalistic September 14, 2005

Black coffee 

To slap someone's soul from his/her body with your one good hand.
I Black coffee'd my disobedient son.
Black coffee by South African Banter September 30, 2016