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greese burger

dude look at that greese burger,i think someone wus getting it one last night.
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The dirty burger

The Dirty Burger is when you shove raw hamburger meat into a girls asshole.

After you shove the meat in she then pushes it back out into a bowl or plate as if she's taking a shit. You then take the meat and form it into a hamburger patty and cook it on the grill to your liking, you then put it on a bun and eat it. You now have created The Dirty Burger.
John - "hey Mary can we make The Dirty Burger?"

Mary - "What's The Dirty Burger?"

John - " The Dirty Burger is when I shove hamburger meat into your asshole and you push it back out and I make a hamburger out of the meat and eat it"

Mary - That sound really kinky let's try The Dirty Burger"
by ML69 October 24, 2020
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Ass Burger

When you're in the middle of taking a shit on the toilet and can't get it all the way out, you're ass cheeks are the "buns", and the middle is the "meat". That makes an Ass Burger.
Mom: I need to shower! Hurry up!
Son: No, you can't come in here Mom, I have Ass Burger Syndrome!!
by nmajor89 September 24, 2016
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durb burger

i just got a durb burger in the bar parking lot last night
by hummin cummins October 15, 2011
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Crack Burger

When you combine a Spicy Mc. Chicken with a Mc. Double, the key to happiness for around two dollars.
1-Dude, I got a Crack Burger!
2-What is a Crack Burger?
1-Kill yourself.
by ColoradoCannibal January 25, 2010
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Ferger Burger

When you take a shit on a toilet seat, then close the lid onto the pile of feces. Hence, creating a burger of poop.
"Man, I just laid a fucking wicked Ferger Burger in the master bath"
by Mordai June 9, 2017
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Beast Burger

A very angry looking Vagina. Normally hairy and unkempt, large meaty lips and with a personality of its own. Beware anyone who turns their back on a ladies beast burger
Omg, I managed to get to 3rd base with Wendy last night and I thought her beast burger was going to eat me!?
by Richardranklin May 4, 2018
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