national grab an arse day

every day of the year, just grab an arse its good for your health

Lewii : I really wish i had an arse to grab rn

Scott : Don't worry bro i got you, its national grab an arse day today and tomorrow

by Kskdjkjksk September 5, 2020

Arse Fodder

Toilet paper or Roll used to clean up after you nip one off.

Excuse me darling! would you pass me a roll of arse fodder, I have just nipped one off.

by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004

Face like a slapped arse

When bitchy girls think they are better than everyone and don't get what they want

Jeez look at the state of your one she has a face like a slapped arse

by Dunkin'dairy July 27, 2018

arse wax (ass-wax)

Bum unguent, ring salve. Expensive, refined petroleum jelly often scented with eucalyptus or juniper. Prevents pant-chaffing & guards against unsightly clag-nuts.

Justin has left an arse-wax smear on his chair.
He doesn't know his arse-wax from his cock-rub.
Mummy, Justin won't share his arse-wax!

by bagpus is a fairy cat March 16, 2003

face like an eagle's arse

a chick who is not a looker

my god, that bird has a face like an eagle's arse

by davegooner September 15, 2010

arse like a fresh bullet wound

The result of having an incredibly hot curry the night before.

Waking up with an arse like a fresh bullet wound

by grandslam90 January 12, 2009

arse wiping dog shagger

A person who In deeply looks and smells like a shagged wet dog and goes around thinking there all that when they speak from there arse and shag wet dogs

Oh look it's one of those arse wiping dog shaggers.'

by justanotherscottishbolk June 8, 2016