ally apple

A damn brick to the head!

When involved in a fight, If you ain't careful, you just might get a ally apple.

by Plah250 October 3, 2018

apple fest

When you take a large amount of apples then drill holes in each of them. Once this step is done you fuck the living shit out of each of them

Josh went to the grocery store to have an apple fest

by Kjay Shieu August 21, 2015

Throwing apples

When you accuse someone of doing something without having any form of evidence at all.

"You took my money!"
"No I did not, you're just throwing apples!"

by TinyBluDragon April 27, 2018

Muck Apples

Muck Apples means to eat a lot of apples (Anywhere from 4-11) very fast and messy.

Mason: "Ahmad you can't muck apples just give up that's only 2"
Ahmad: "No Mason I can muck a lot just watch"

by AppleMucker2000 July 3, 2018

Soft Apple

A bruised face or body from being slapped or beaten for pleasure, usually done by a sadist for their masochist partner in a BDSM scene.

Instead of a hickey, he gave me a soft apple, and now all my friends think I'm in an abusive relationship.

by Jacques0AY October 5, 2018

Apple Humor

Someone that has very weird humor , commonly will like apples and have some random rivalry with oranges , they also might have discord for some reason other to share that they like apples.

Their thirst for apples is agonizing , making apples everything about their lifestyle . An example of someone who someone who has apple humor is Verby, a man obsessed with apples.

If you see someone like this from a five-feet radius, start running away because looking at one of them will immediately have them talk about the history and lore of apples.

Apple humor examples

"Hey guys... I really really love apples"

"Apples taste amazing"

"Oh yeah those cute apples"

"Aaaa those apples I really want to-"

"I want to marry that apple"

"I once dated an apple"

by Verby February 17, 2022

Apple Extremists

Someone who praises Apple at all costs

Apple: Introducing the Apple Mac Pro starting at $10,000
Everyone: Cool!
Apple: Introducing the Apple Mac Pro Wheels starting at $100
Everyone: What?!? Why?
Apple Extremists: Excellent choice love Tim Cook

by NotAnAppleFanboy December 8, 2020