Apple Shits

A general term used to describe the final result of a highly acidic diet that consists mostly of fruit. The elderly often suffer from apple shits (think grapefruit and prunes) but anyone can become a victim.

A: "Hey granny, we totally tricked you!"
B: "Oh you youngerns, I got the apple shits..."

by The Unnamed Victim June 17, 2010

cheesy apple

cheese + apple = schnack

Can you please get me a cheesy apple said billy. Everyone left billy though. Because he liked cheesy apples.

by Cheesyapple November 20, 2021

Apple bottom

Did you see the shitter on that critter not to mention I herd Morgan.Goodson got them big ol yeezies!!

Morgan Goodson got that Apple bottom ass for real. Makes me wanna give a lol broom broom from the back. Long dick style.

by knows alot about the wordwhore April 22, 2018

Apple Kid

A kid of two types:
1) teens who think Apple is the greatest thing to ever exist and flex their Apple products and believe their marketing
2) teens who think every Apple product iteration is the same or "dumb" yet still buys Apple products regardless

The Lastname family is filled with Apple kids, with Timmy thinking Apple is the pinnacle of everything and Johnny thinking every product is the same yet still asks for the new iPhone

by Alalalalalalalalalalalalal November 16, 2020

apple biter

A slur for women I just thought of cause eve bit the apple and fucking ruined everything :D

"God damn my date was going so well... too bad she's an apple biter."

by women.are.awful.999989999999 January 6, 2021

small apple

An incredibly tiny yet proportional apple, traditionally red delicious. The small apple can be anywhere to one half to one eighth scale of a regular size apple. The small apple brings joy to those who clutch it, gaze at it, and polish it.

My cheese was sliding off my cracker, but luckily I had a small apple to give me strength to carry on.

by Jedthurman March 2, 2022

Apple shaving

Apple shaving is when you shave the skin of an apple, then you put the apple shavings in your partner's arsehole after you do that you give your partner anal then you cum in there arse and you eat whats left of the apple shavings

Boyfriend: Hey do you want to do apple shaving tonight?

Girlfriend: show babe lets shave an apple real quick then

Boyfriend: Okay

by Pap wade January 11, 2018