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Austin Jansen

“Can we talk privately”- this is a sign that he’s onto your attempts to disengage you being his target, he will often speak to you as if you were his girlfriend saying things like “I want to make this work” or “I can’t keep going through these ups and downs” or “I want to better our relationship”. If they are in a relationship they will often hold more interest in their target rather than their significant other.
Another sign you may be a target is that they may attempt to adapt to your feelings for instance if you’re sad about a friend that had left, he might attempt to pretend he cared about that person.
He may also disclose private information to certain figures such as a principal or parents.
He tends to spread misinformation.
How to identify Austin:
Big ass forehead
Liberal
Like joe Biden

Weird vibe
Has the same sweater as you (optional)
Will harass other to get election votes or to sell something (even if they say no)

How to attempt to escape being a target:
Run away from him at every instance and when confronted simply say “it’s win win bro... it’s win win”
Call him a Bernie fan (it pisses him off)
Make an impeachment campaign against his presidency (If he still has one)
Attempt to block him on every devise if possible (he’ll always find a way)
lock yourself in a portable toilet until he goes away (I’ve tried it)
Any person: ......
Austin Jansen: I HAVE SAME SWEATER
by IntelligentMoron April 13, 2020
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This guy is really weird and he is also racist he can say the n word all the time and he play fortnite and hes soooo fat his belt is the equater and he loves tiny underaged minor he loves to look at them grabbing his ballsack and he would try to chase down little kids and he loves to eat dogs and cat yum yum
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Austin hangs up on Cas so Austin is a "hanger upper"
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Austin Huston- A bad ass motherfucker, that always keeps it real. Been the shit since he jumped out the porch. Says what's on his mind, and will not give a fuck what they say. A man/female with a big heart. Loveable.
by Mister Flash June 19, 2017
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A guy that smokes a shit ton of weed and owns a lava lamp.
Yo that’s Austin. He’s off the gas all the time. His watch is stuck on 4:20.
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An auteestic child.
Austin is teestic.
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the most autistic dumfucking retard that you will ever find in this clown filled circus.He is low iq low eq low sq low aq and does everything the wrong way.Nigga thinks he is on top of the world and one of the niggas when they see him says he darker than under the bed
"oh, he is a typical austin"
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