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Eric Vito

Eric is a very smart attractive man. He is Italian with a thick sausage. He is 5’11 and makes a lot of money. He is pretty much the modern day Rico Suave.

Eric is never wrong and nothing is ever his fault.

He also has gods gift of becoming a virgin every new year.
Girl 1: omg who is that guy?
Girl 2: that’s Eric Vito he is the most perfect man.

Girl 1: Eric is so hot but I feel like he has so many bodies

Girl 2: No, it’s January first. He’s a virgin.
by Uhhhhmmmmm December 7, 2021
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Eric

An Eric is shy until you really get to know them. They will never stop talking, and they have their own sense of humour that will never fail to make you laugh. Erics will never leave your side; they are polite to everyone, but they don't normally have best friends. Everyone secretly likes an Eric.
My crush is called Eric.
by obsessed_13 November 6, 2019
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Eric

Eric is the guy that you will never know if he is in love with your or just a player. He is funny and he has a wholesome funny laugh. He loves his family and friends so much. You need a friend like Eric in your life
Eric is the bestest friend
by Sjjsjsjsj April 24, 2022
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Eric

Eric is worth 60 cents.
With 60 cents, you can buy Eric.
by ShoeLotion April 17, 2024
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Eric

Eric is a dry person, in a voice call with friends at midnight up to 4 am. Has friends who are girks and complains that he wants boy friends. Plays roblox but his avatar looks nooby. Discord pfp is very dpressing and dark. Sounds like corpse husband at night. Complains that he is board and always says ”reasons”.
Who is Eric? He’s a dry person.
by Furry Hitman April 22, 2021
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