Fuck about dick

The state of being aggressively ignorant. One who knows exactly jack shit about what they’re doing yet they force us all into their complete fuckary. They are so stupid they make you say ridiculous shit that you know doesn’t make sense but you could not give a fuck less.

My family is having an intervention for me because they think I jerk off too much but they called the cops on my girlfriend. Now she’s in prison and I would be out getting laid but my entire family has been screwing me over while they plan this intervention. They don’t know fuck about dick.

by Crucially Dreaming March 6, 2023

I'll think about it

no you won't

"I'll think about it"
"no you won't"
"fair"

by obscureharrypottercharacter March 16, 2023

Cryeth About it worm

A gif used on discord regarding Rouxls Kaard from the hit indie game, Deltarune. This is originated from "cry about it" but used in a manner in which Rouxls Kaard would say it.

Person 1: 109-171-1661- David St.
Person 2: is that my home address?!
Person 1: Cryeth about it worm

by TheRandom5550 March 25, 2023

“About 2”

average soup can serving number. Ranges from ~1.2 - ~2.3

253g times 2 equals 506, but times “About 2” equals 524.

-Vihart

by about2 June 2, 2024

Forget about Marquinhos

To relinquish hope in someone or that something good or just will happen to relieve one's stress and worry and just live on as happily as possible without compromising your own morals and controlling only what you can control in your own, infinitesimal, local context.

Synonyms: "Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown."
Antonyms: "We shall never surrender!"

James: I heard Man City's 115 charges will see them relegated!
Andrew: James, forget about Marquinhos.

by Flamini's Journal June 5, 2024

Dry Fire About

To do a specific action aka Dry fire a firearm about what ever problem occurs

Idk man have you tried dry fire about it.

by Ar10jeebus June 11, 2024

Being anal about it

Kind of similar to being a bitch about something, like insisting upon a technicality or a stupid opinion. Not related to anal sex.

Yeah, man? My favorite game is shitty and repetitive? I mean, your favorite game is just shooting eachother, standing on a thing or taking a thing over and over and yet the community is treating it like their grandma slowly dying because the creators can't get their shit together, if we're being anal about it.

by Procedural Jigglebone July 11, 2024