Skin Squirrel

1. A lesser man. One who is lanky and/or uncoordinated. One who is lazy or generally disliked. 2. A term of "endearment" among friends.
Look at that dude, what a skin squirrel. Whatever, you skin squirrel.
by Gustavo65 May 30, 2008
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hillbilly squirrel

A Chihuahua that was randomly sexually assulted by a squirrel created by the ox
Did yall dun did see that hillbilly squirrel.
by The sexy beast ox February 04, 2018
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squirrel tag

When someone hits (tags) a guy in the nuts.
Dale just squirrel tagged me while walking down the hallway again. Freaking hate Dale.
by Freddygeo3 November 29, 2018
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squirrel cunt

It’s when a girl has a tight ass cunt that even an average sized penis can’t fit in
Hey dude, I went out last night, had a few drinks at the bar, met a girl named Sammy, went home with her and she had a tight ass squirrel cunt.
by Dannyboydownunder September 14, 2019
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Feast on my squirrel

when a bitch, or skank tries to grab a man out from under you
Fucking Lisa came in here flirting with him and I was like I know that bitch aint trying to feast on my squirrel
by Ash Bee September 30, 2020
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squirrels in a basket

it's a made up phrase (that i made) meaning 2 people having intercourse. it's supposed to be used in a funny way.
"they were like 2 squirrels in a basket"

"we made a baby in the squirrels basket"

"stop playing around like squirrels in a basket!"
by dyenasor October 15, 2022
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lima bean squirrel

Little austrailian bastard squirrel who cums a shit load.
A ice cream truck melting in the sun, while inside a tornado. that is a lima bean squirrel ejacualtion
by mh3bean October 16, 2013
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