shattered ass

the unfortunate effect of anal penitration without the use of good lubrication....tends to develop lumps in the rectal area

Damn sean pull that insanely large penis out of ryan hunting.... ass before you shatter it like there is no tomorrow...

by Anonymous August 02, 2003

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ass gasket

paper toilet seat protectors found in a dispenser usually on the wall

i was afraid to catch something from the toilet seat 'cuz they were out of ass gaskets

by alascar August 19, 2010

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The feeling that grows on your ass after staying online on World of Warcraft for longer than 5+ Hours.

Knick: My ass hurts soo bad.
Topher: Must've been playing WoW too much.
Knick: I know, that WoW Ass is rough.

by Herrells8th February 07, 2011

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Joe and Seth were driving when Joe smelled something gross and asked Seth if he blew ass in the car.

by Laser Luv May 13, 2007

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Person 1: Wow he's such a flamer
Person 2: Agreed, what an ass rascal

by DaBigPimpinOne May 25, 2009

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A chunk of shit up under the rim of your asshole that skids your draws and eventually drops out once you get to walking.

I cant wear a thong cuz I gots a ass stone be working its way out

by blossombaby December 23, 2013

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The fattest ass you've ever seen

P1: Yo look over there, is her ass as fat as claire's ass?
P2: Na thats impossible there is no ass as fat as claire's ass.

by Mattk26 February 26, 2017

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