The shit war

The poo right is a human right and everyone should be allowed to poopoo in their pantaloons.
Sofia the first started the great shit war by disrespecting the controversial yet brave opinion of my sister dolly.

A: what happened to yo sister?
B: she fell during the shit war

by Seesawaifu May 22, 2020

Flag

Get the The shit war mug.

Donkey wars

Donkey wars, series of wars in eastern Europe, to claim independence from the USSR.

Those bloody turnip eaters, and their donkey wars. You would think they would just return to the mud.

David and Petr are Czech surviours of the donkey wars

by Practicaldickhead August 7, 2018

Flag

Get the Donkey wars mug.

An Infinity War

A series of disconnected stories that will eventually be linked up later on while offering little to no information about: what is happening, who the people involved are or why it's happening. You will be required to glean information from the context of the story unless you are otherwise aware of the circumstances prior to the conversation.

Person 1: "...So Sarah and I were able to make it to the store, they were out of pineapples. We got a call from Davis telling use that he and Elly just barely managed to find Davi's shoes, I swear they lose everything. Meanwhile, Milo and Kenny are just barely finding parking, and Josh, who got dropped off, is running for it and..."

Person 2 : "Dude...I have no idea who these people are. Back it up, you're telling me An Infinity War here..."

by Bear who walks like man June 8, 2018

Flag

Get the An Infinity War mug.

war cooler

A Drink cooler used when watching your friends fight. Often stocked with beer

Dude, grab the war cooler!

by Nospaces April 18, 2008

Flag

Get the war cooler mug.

Pussy wars

An battle between two or more females who use every shady and vindictive move possible, to win the heart and/or penis of the man they all desire. These females will do anything to get laid by this guy for nainly bragging rights stating she a ho. She the main ho.

Oh wow, lyle must be special because hes the center of the pussy wars.

by VindictiveAngel January 24, 2023

Flag

Get the Pussy wars mug.

The Silent War

The long process of waiting that Disabled Veterans sometimes go through when applying for Veterans Disability Compensation Benefits. More Specifically referring to; when there is limited or a lack of an abundance of evidence to substantiate or validate “Service Connection” for disability health benefits and monetary compensation.

Too many Veterans are dying while fighting “The Silent War” against the Veterans Benefits Administration!

by The G.R.I.P. Master November 15, 2021

Flag