One self pleasuring for ten minutes or so, and relizing by the end of it they wish they hadn't bothered.
by MegaWatt Man March 30, 2009
Get the Sudoku Wankmug. A wank that the wank-ee has no control over and happens without thought.
For example when a teenager has a dirty-dream in the early hours of the morning they will often wake up wanking and not realise for a while.
For example when a teenager has a dirty-dream in the early hours of the morning they will often wake up wanking and not realise for a while.
by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009
Get the Auto-Wankmug. 1.the act of pausing a movie at a section, or chapter that is sexually pleasing to the viewer and masturbating to whatever is paused on the screen.
2.the act of pausing a movie that is not intended to be sexual or pornographic( ex: The Little Mirmaid, The Cannonball Run, and Titanic)at a section the viewer DOES find sexual or pornographic and masturbating to what is on screen
2.the act of pausing a movie that is not intended to be sexual or pornographic( ex: The Little Mirmaid, The Cannonball Run, and Titanic)at a section the viewer DOES find sexual or pornographic and masturbating to what is on screen
"dude, when i was younger and i couldn't get my hands on porn, i used to Pause-And-Wank to my parent's copy of Titanic...you know, the part where rose is naked on the couch"
by RedHorse April 10, 2008
Get the Pause-And-Wankmug. where a mans penis is physically wanked off by putting it through one side of teh fanny lips, into the other end, its is required for the penis to never be inserted into joe langton
by nffcboy05 December 19, 2009
Get the vagina wankmug. The bathroom attendant at a strip club who's real purpose is to make sure you don't spend too much "time" in the toilet, ie masturbating.
I was going to bust a nut in the bathroom of this strip club but they had a wank watcher in the toilet, how disappointing.
by Sexxxy Beast March 1, 2015
Get the Wank Watchermug. by The Rellie November 7, 2007
Get the wank pitmug. No hands?
No tits?
Use your pits!
You are the recipient of a pit wank when your girl clinches her arm close to her side and allows you to jerk off in the orifice that she has created.
No tits?
Use your pits!
You are the recipient of a pit wank when your girl clinches her arm close to her side and allows you to jerk off in the orifice that she has created.
Guy #1 to Guy #2 – Hahaha look at that girl over there her arms are stuck to her sides. She must have given her bloke a pit wank earlier!
by JPo74400 June 24, 2011
Get the Pit Wankmug.