National bully whales day

On April 20th all whales must be bullied

Guy: whales are bad and should be bullied
Other guy: well April 20th is national bully whales day

by National bully whales day April 19, 2021

beluga whale dick

Beluga whale dick is phrase used in a rare and extremely satisfying situation. Something that is unexpected and almost unheard of previously.

Any president Trump rally is an absolute beluga whale dick!

by Dogdicker November 02, 2021

Humpback whaling

When you have sex after your water is broken

We were admitted to the hospital, but all she wanted to do was humpback whaling

by cytobomb November 05, 2022

Canal Whale

A girthy, weighty penis.

There’s not enough blow in New Cross to snort a line off of Deangelo’s canal whale

by Cashman Pickles December 01, 2020

That documentary about whales

Phrase (pejorative)

Used to identify and describe a corpulent individual without them noticing.

"Hey, have you seen that documentary about whales?
Check my 6 o'clock."

by eka.chester July 06, 2018

Crack the whale

To bang, do the nasty, horizontal tango,

OMG did you guys just crack the whale???

You guys were so loud cracking the whale

by Whalecracker September 02, 2015

whales and the dinosaurs

When you want to fuck with your kids about the birds and the bees

"I know everything about the birds and the bees!"
"Well have you heard about the whales and the dinosaurs?"

by awdaefrg December 20, 2016