Unicorn

A dorky unattractive man with a huge package, that pulls really hot girls. Almost as if he is a magestic creature.

"how did HE pull that ?" "Oh, you didn't know, he's a unicorn"

by Yeagfy May 24, 2018

the unicorn light principle

States that light bends around unicorns, and that light was created form them. the colors that you see right now were created by a unicorn. colors are one of the many things that unicorns have created such as bacon, Nutella, double rainbows, and nun-chuck wielding cats wearing bandannas.

Example:

Person 1: dude, have you ever wondered what made the colors?
Person 2: Go...
Person 3: no because I am well versed in unicornal philosophy, you should know this I was a unicornal philosophy major in college. unicorns created light. isn`t obvious. the unicorn light principle explains it very well.
Person 2: what the actual fuck are you talking about?!?!
Person 3: STFU! im a unicornal philosophy major! what the fuck are you!
Person 2: a christa...
Person 3: that`s what I thought; FUCKING atheist!

by Unicorn_Philosopher1202 October 21, 2013

sam the unicorn

Sammm ryhmes with damnnn for a reason. She's probably the coolest person you know, and the kinda person you would want in your life. She's pretty damn amazing, and a fantastic friend. She is also most commonly in love with a guy named Evan.

"Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn is that Sam the Unicorn over there?????"

"oh shit, Sam is flirting with Evan again!!!!!!!"

by Listentomuzic07 February 7, 2014

Unicorn

A unicorn 🦄🦄
Most Uncommon animal

Is really great at these sports
⚾🏀🏈
Unicorns are

Kb

Jalen Green
Rj Hampton
Jalen Suggs

Kb is a unicorn because he is Uncommon.

by Kb Unicorn July 11, 2019

fucker unicorn

A unicorn that used to exist that trucked all the animals. This is why they do not exist any longer.

Naamah: Noah do you see that unicorn?

Noah: Oh goodness yes we can't bring that on the arc.🤦 ♂️ We can't let Jesus see that!! Write it down as a "fucker unicorn" and let's hurry up and fucking leave so it doesn't follow us.😬

by A hen fucking a whale March 19, 2017

Unicorn World

Another word for the place you go when you die.

"I want to go to unicorn world."

by user252819 May 3, 2022

Dusty Unicorn

Doing a line of cocaine off someone's erect penis

Richard: "Hey Guys, I have blow, wanna do a dusty unicorn off my boner?"

"Hey, you ever done a dusty unicorn? Cause I got blow... And an erection"

Cocaine and an erection... All the ingredients you need for a dusty unicorn.

by B-Jects March 12, 2025