turkey whacker

A turkey whacker is more expressive term of endearment for a dumbass or tool. Please note, that a turkey whacker (though similar in name) is not the same as a turkey slap.

"Andy, your suck a turkey whacker man." Yeah man your a complete dumbass.

by Pokeweed September 25, 2006

Turkey Hoe

Girls who go out on Thanksgiving eve to turn up and get some

I bet there will be a lot of Turkey hoes out tonight at the club.

by jojobeanz_ November 26, 2014

turkey ass

Some one who is a massive duche bag and scares all the girls away

Why did haily leave to get away from vlads turkey ass

by Sodding wanker August 10, 2017

Turkey Dick

When you're too tired and you make your girl do all the work

*after Thanksgiving dinner, and you're tired*
Girl I'm tired af but horny af, I got me some Turkey Dick, do me a favor and suck my dick or go ahead and jump on it.

by Dildo the clown October 24, 2020

turkey durkey

A word you use to call your fiancé when she calles you a Chicken Butt.

“You’re such a Chicken Butt “ she says, as he replies “You’re such a turkey Durkey .

by redneck.c December 03, 2018

Speak turkey

A comedic way of saying "Gobble up food"

Lunch bell rings in school

Luke: Time to go speak turkey!

by Lokeal March 31, 2011

Plump Turkey

On a warm thanksgiving night after your girlfriend has eaten enough deep throat her so that she throws up her thanksgiving dinner.

After thanksgiving dinner I went home with my girlfriend and gave her a plump turkey.

by Troxaska November 23, 2010