Johnson Jacking

Synonym for dick eating, gat sliding, dick riding, etc. To be of high annoyance...

You stay Johnson Jacking.

by Br0wnsking0d September 20, 2019

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Jiggity Jack

Verb to steal in an over the top or violent manner. Side-effects may include rape or marriage to Rob Schneider.

Person 1: What are you doing?!
*PUNCH*
Person 2: JIGGITY JACKED BITCH!

Person: The neigbour broke in and jiggity jacked my virginty and television.

by Kikas23 May 23, 2008

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mason jacking

Placing a large glass vessel in the anal cavity in order to arrive at sexual gratification.

Larry is in the hospital, his jar broke while he was mason jacking. He is going to need a lot of stitches.

by Jackie Mason December 12, 2021

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jack bitch

A road rage term used when you initially think it's a guy that cut you off, but realize it was a woman.

billy: hows it goin timmy

timmy: pretty shitty, some fuckin jack bitch cut me off while i was drinking a beer and it spilled all over my mongoose interior.

by olyshit December 18, 2010

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jack cunt

The biggest cunt alive, ever

(Adj,. Military origin, esp Aus. Mil.)
(Soldier 1)"That maggot over there lost the sacred game of Soggy Biscuit, and refused to eat it!"
(Soldier 2)"Fuck that slowcummer-laggard, what a Jack Cunt!"

by d1zk0 July 15, 2016

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Is an intelligent Irish man who played as Joffrey Baratheon in the original HBO TV Show, "Game of Thrones" Do not get him mixed up with his character. In reality he is very nice and bright, not to mention down-to-earth. He is super hot and an all out amazing guy.

Jack Gleeson is an Irish actor.

Jack Gleeson should be my husband!

by AyeIt'sMe January 8, 2017

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