donut

The bait for an officer of the law

I caught a cop with my donut last night.

by Melodoo November 8, 2017

donut house

A place of business that would be out of business if there were no more police officers in the world.

When the shopkeeper was being robbed,he ran to the donut house for assistance.

by Anonymous May 8, 2004

Bean Donut

Adjective

Describes any guy/girl that's glazed and nicely presented with caramel/chocolate melted on top - but when you get beneath all of that you find they're filled with beans.

'Dude - check that waitress. HOT! I think I wanna marry her'

'Yeah - just make sure she's not a bean donut...'

by i_am_the_gardn July 20, 2018

Split cream donut

Fucking a mutilated thigh gap of a pasty complexioned young woman till a frothy mixture of man-cream and raspberry red blood fills the tunnel produced in the doughy flesh.

"Karen was such a basic yoga bitch of a white girl, I just had to hate fuck her."

"Did you give her a split cream donut?"

"You know it!"

by Vari the Vampire November 7, 2023

Donut day

December 18 is the day when everyone has to eat donuts, talk about donuts and pray for the gods of donuts for the whole day

Johnny: Ayo it's donut day
Frank: Oh, wanna eat some donuts together and go to the prayer at 8AM
!Johnny: Sure

by Oogle boogle shnoogle December 17, 2020

road donut

While driving a vehicle, elevating your rear end between the head rest and top of the seat, as your partner is in back seat and repeatedly tongue punches your donut hole until fully satisfied.

Lastnight I gave Joey the best road donut of his life! I had him howling the whole way home.

by Cuppy May 28, 2017

Alaskan Glazed Donut

When you are having sex with a female and you cum in her belly button and eat her belly button out.

Hey did you hear that Abe had an Alaskan Glazed Donut with Maya?

by Dunkeyfuck April 8, 2018