Pulling a Josh

Watching your mom get dicked down by your co workers.
Man, I can’t believe you guys got caught pulling a josh last night!
by Mr Nibbles November 18, 2019
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josh's dad

person1 , "Im going to go get milk"
person2 , "Ok, just don't be a josh's dad"
by Have you seen my dad ? November 12, 2019
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Super Josh

An alter ego brought about by excessive consumption of alcohol, extreme fatigue or other mind altering means. Super Josh exhibits extremely outgoing traits and skills thought not to exist within the ego of the altered person. Such traits may include the ability to dance, sing, seduce a beautiful lady, drink more and retort with a very sharp wit.
I'm so hungover from last night. I drank so much. But I really didn't peak until we got to the nightclub, felt the beat, hit the dance floor and I became Super Josh.
by Ego Altered December 25, 2013
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Josh the Law

Josh The Law is a person that drives fast and doesn't obey the law. He can't be punished though because HE IS THE LAW.
You are acting like a real Josh the Law! Calm down and slow down.
by 69anonymous42 March 06, 2021
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Josh-jab

A psychological attack to one's mentality, caused by slightly abusive remarks catering in the form of careless horse play. Meaningless & senseless seemingly but tolerance of such abuse often results in unfavorable behavior traits & actions.
I was having a really good day until all of my co-workers started josh-jabbing me.
by K1ci93n August 21, 2023
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Josh Padek

A hunk of a man that has soft curly hair and beautiful brown eyes. He's so dreamy. I want to touch his leg hair. His sense of style complements everything about his body.
Did you see Josh Padek playing his trumpet, so dreamy!

Dude, Josh Padek is the man, I wish I was him.
by Big Pea April 07, 2022
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Josh Plenty

The epitome of sex symbol. The most handsome man god has ever created and has the eye of a tiger to match. A man who is basically a walking bitch magnet and can’t get the wet pussies away. The reason for that might be because he is eradicating ugly bitches.

Also the inventor of wet toilet paper grenade which is a form of a middle school prank where you soak toilet paper in water and throw it against a mirror in the toilet. It makes an explosive sound and is very funny. He is a racist fascist fuck and is overall a piece of shit human being but somehow steals the hottest bitches.

Legend says he left 10000 fat bitches in a burning warehouse because they were so ugly it didn’t make his dick hard. And another time he murdered 6 fat bitches in a elevator because the door wouldn’t fucking close. He came out with blood and fat in his hands. Another time he crashed an airplane with the middle eastern pilots because fat bitches next his tiny economy seat, took his fucking spot and pissed him off.
He is a fucking legend
SAGGIN1: was cracking with it vanilla face? What happened to your bitch?
SAGGIN2: don’t ask my n-word, JOSH PLENTY fucking stole my bitch.
SAGGIN1: damn n-word, JOSH PLENTY cucked you huh?

SAGGIN2: yeah he josh plentied me. And he came plenty in my girlfriend too.
by Calf slicer May 05, 2023
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