Polish Cooking

A secretive gang bang under the guise of a dinner party

He tried some Polish cooking last week, he told his friends he was going for a dinner party.

by Polish_Chef October 12, 2011

Polish

When referring to sex or fetish, to polish off refers to the act of bringing a male to completion using the feet, toes, soles (I.e. footjob)... While barefoot or while wearing accessories such as socks or pantyhose.

He asked me to polish him off with my fuzzy slippers, but I couldn't get the mess out afterwards.

by Ferralyn river January 26, 2021

polish martini

A beer with a booger in it!

I put a chunky booger in my friends beer so he could drink a polish martini.

by friedfisherman July 29, 2023

polishing the rod

a euphemism for masturbation

"i was polishing the rod the other day"

by flatulencenuggets September 7, 2022

polish car wash

similar to playing footsies, one person rubs their sock clad feet vigorously against another person's bare feet creating a warm sensation, usually whorishly

are you giving me a polish car wash under the table dude?

by sleepysleepysleepy July 12, 2017

Polish monster

A giant penis, like a large fat polish sausage

Oh my gosh Jacob, you've got a polish monster dong!

by Big Sausage Squirter August 25, 2019

Polishing my crown

“Polishing my crown” is a metaphor for being in one’s power and peace, with nothing able to shake integrity. Even if fighting flu.

Even though men fling themselves at me I am unflappably polishing my crown and continuing uninterrupted on my path to self actualization

by Robster51123 November 25, 2024