waste of jizz

When one is a waste of space or human life...jizz- referring to sperm..

You really need to lose that Girl,she is a waste of jizz..

by Ballz710 April 17, 2014

Jizz rag

Rag used to wipe cum off a surface like Stevens face

Shit I don't have my jizz rag

Shit I don't have my jizz rag

by Gajlwvbw March 29, 2016

jizz accident

1) Ejaculate that ends up in an undesirable location, typically as a result of masturbation. For example, on a keyboard, laptop, computer monitor, a pet. May cause damage and will always require unpleasant cleanup.

2) A horrible person whose conception is viewed as an tragic accident. Usually a total motherfucker and a douchebag and usually a male.

Implies that their father's semen should not have come in contact with his mother's egg for the better good of humanity. Example: Adolf Hitler.

1)
"I just had a major jizz accident. My keyboard is soaked in cum".

2)
"Donald Trump's dad should have pulled out"
- "Yeah, he's such a jizz accident".

by alveraan July 27, 2018

Jizz wizz

When someone has a particularly pleasurable masturbation experience

“You were in there a long time”
“I was busy with a jizz wizz

by Princessdonkey February 16, 2020

Jizz jetway

Also known as a dickhole, urethra or cum tunnel.

I've never had the pleasure of being introduced to Brian's jizz jetway.

by Metallovinslut January 26, 2019

Chick Jizz

The fluid that comes out of the vagina when a woman squirts.

Dude 1: "Bro, i was eating this chick out yesterday and i got chick jizz on my face"

Dude 2: "Dude i know you got pics lets see"

by Badass McGeexD January 21, 2011

Jizz Packet

A term used to describe a rather 'slutty' woman. A jizz packet generally means the female in question has been around the block a few too many times.

Man: Oh, wow, she is HOT!

Woman: You don't want to hit that. She is a total jizz packet.

by Grand Kylmax June 10, 2010