Hamilton County Schools

one of the worst school districts in the state of tennessee, filled with depressed teachers and students, clueless parents, and old bats called school board reps.

"Bro, where do you go to school?"

"Central High, in Hamilton County Schools District."

"Oh fuck no, I feel bad for you"

by chattybatty August 4, 2023

Brantley County Press

When you stack cinderblocks to apply pressure where needed

John was struggling to fit all his trash into the can so he made a Brantley County Press ontop to help push things down

by BrantlianWarrior March 5, 2024

county deuce

When someone gives you a very short cigarette with less than 2 puffs left before you hit the filter.

"Yo, Ryssa, Lemme have your county deuce!"
"Damn. For real? Here."

by The_Jolly_Green_Giant March 1, 2020

yancy county rules

Playing any popular games with the simplest rules possible.

Rock, paper, scissors is played 1,2,3 SHOOT!

Beer Pong doesn't involve "On Fire " "Island rule " or any confusing trickery. You get one rerack.

Yancy County Rules in this House!

by Baroness November 12, 2020

fresno county jail

The worst and most set up to fuck you up place on the face of the earth. Never can catch and break and always has the homeboys locked up. For bullshit. And are all dirty anyway. They got Buckethead.

I friggin hate Fresno county jail set ups

by Sonny Shines (8babycakea1) April 27, 2022

Franklin County Fudd

While performing cunnilingus, you rotate your head downward, allowing the top of your head to become nestled against her vaginal opening, you grap the labia and pull them as far down the sides of your face. This will give the appearence of wearing Elmer Fudd's hunting hat with the flaps pulled down.

She had a surprising look the first time I did a Franklin County Fudd to her.

by T-Beav June 26, 2009

Bates County Sweet Ice Tea

When you're feeling low and you're from bates county Missouri all you would do is simply get some jack daniels from the local casey's, add some of your local meth and put into a cup, and finally for the sugar you add a lot of cocaine for that extra boost.

"Man that Bates County Sweet Ice Tea kept me awake for a week straight!" or "Bro let over dose on that Bates County Sweet Iced Tea, heard it's the strongest stuff around!"

by K12 FR0ST October 31, 2020