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A blast from the past

When an elderly queefs or farts
I was walking through the old folks home and heard a blast from the past from Betty’s room
by Swaggymfman February 9, 2022
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Baja Blast Diarrhea

Getting EXTREME diarrhea after drinking a MTN Dew Baja Blast.
"yo man that Baja Blast just gave me Baja Blast Diarrhea!!! Oh god i need to shit rn!!!"
by heisenbruhger July 7, 2023
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Saddle blasted

Vigorous unglatation of the midsection while straddling/riding. A show of domination during cotius. The result is an overpowered show of strength leaving the recipient drained and humiliated.
My tinder date "saddle blasted"my dick so hard, I may never be able to have sex again.
by Matdakis September 16, 2025
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Blasted

He was talked about so much he cant take anymore ne has been blasted
by anonymous November 28, 2020
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Baja blast me

"Baja blast me" is when someone asks for a creampie or receives a creampie.
by Garry_ May 7, 2025
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The New Mexican Ass Blast

When you’re eating a guys ass after eating Green Chile, then vomit in his hole. He then shits it out into a cup and it is eaten.
Person 1: I gave him the The New Mexican Ass Blast last night!

Person 2: I wish somebody would let me do that.
by Edward Santiago Brown May 6, 2025
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Jacobina Junk-blast

(verb - transitive). When you wish for something great, expect something at least good, but end up with junk. This is the worst option in anything. This can have something to do with sex, but really amounts to anything.
Dude, I just got a Jacobina Junk-blast cuz I wanted to travel to Japan on a class trip but I got screwed and am ending up in Hungary. With my luck, I am sure I will end up getting the Hungarian Mudslide or the Hungarian Gas Mask.
by Cincy Steamer April 26, 2008
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