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dual blasting

vomiting and shitting simultaneously, like when you get food poisoning
"I've been dual blasting for 12 hours - it's coming out of both ends!"
by cheerswithoyku February 19, 2025
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Cuban Fan Blast

When one partner sprays diarrhea from their anus through an oscillating fan onto the other partner in a sexual way
Dude... I gave her a Cuban Fan Blast this weekend
by Cthulhall09 October 13, 2020
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A blast from the past

When an elderly queefs or farts
I was walking through the old folks home and heard a blast from the past from Betty’s room
by Swaggymfman February 9, 2022
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Baja Blast Diarrhea

Getting EXTREME diarrhea after drinking a MTN Dew Baja Blast.
"yo man that Baja Blast just gave me Baja Blast Diarrhea!!! Oh god i need to shit rn!!!"
by heisenbruhger July 7, 2023
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Bahai Blast

A divine soda. Taco Bell is the seat of a contented colon and a nourished soul. To eat it is to feel joy. To feel joy is to eat it. It is beautiful. Yet to properly respect this most sacred gift of God it must be and only can be consumed with the proper traditional drink. Truly a drink which consumed by the right soul can lead to All-Venerable Spiritual Ecstasy! A pop who's heavenly flavor bubbles up to eternal life! The beverage of the Aeon. Once, an Angel came down and troubled the waters of an extra-large cup of Bahai Blast. Any man who drinks thereof drinks to eternal life! When someone thinks this is merely a joke or disrespectful to the religion, remember, all of my memories are very precious blessings that I owe to God. Even the good food and drink that I was blessed to consume growing up and till this very day. This isn't even ironic. When God so created the hard-shell taco, he so created the Bahai Blast in that very same breath. And to this day, the closeness of these two seemingly unrelated words is not lost on me. The mystery of the Bahai Blast is real! No disrespect. This is actually highest respect. Even little blessings from God are sacred. Plus it's just really good.
The Bahai Blast went great with that Chipotle Ranch Chicken Burrito!
by THE OLD SCHOOLER July 18, 2023
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Blast blocker

Ryan: “what’s a blast blocker?”
everyone: “you know the rules
by crossyroadpro123 January 21, 2024
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blasting

1. blow up or break apart with explosives.

2. very loud; making loud noise

3. to shoot; an act of violence by shooting at a person with a gun

4. to call out someone

(other particle) blast, blasted
That car was 'blasting' Tupac's first album

saw the enemy on the street, and started 'blasting' at him

Dam, she out him on blast
by Lovely Vegas November 8, 2021
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