peanut vendor

A male stripper with a very small penis that resembles a peanut. Much like another testical.

He pulled down his pants and he was a total peanut vendor, that thing looked like a third ball.

by Lavender punch box August 28, 2020

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Peanut

A peanut statue that shits on the floor and snaps peoples necks when they blink simultaneously.

PEANUT PEANUT PEANUT WHERES 914

by bigchungus342 September 17, 2019

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Peanut butter cup cock

when you slap your dick onto a melted reeces peanut butter cup to cover your dick in peanut butter and chocolate

My girl only likes oral sex with a Peanut butter cup cock

by Guacomole Wigga Penis November 11, 2019

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peanut

an idiot (Australian slang)

That bloke trying to drive while holding a matress is a bloody peanut.

by An Anonymous Aussie September 20, 2020

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Peanut Butter Mouth

When your mouth is full of peanut butter.

"Enh-huh-huhhh-manh-huh-eh, sorry I have peanut butter mouth"

by AwesomeFartyParty66 February 3, 2022

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Peanut buttered

A state of being unable to understand and follow a conversation whether because it is in a second language or one has a short attention span.

Highly relatable to Confused Asian Syndrome.

Person #1: I'm not sure about you, but personally I really enjoy a good chevre. I love its sour taste.

Person #2: No way man, for me it's classic American cheddar all the way. What do you think?

Person #3: huh?

Person #1: Just forget it man, she's totally peanut buttered.

by Duck Darth Dick June 17, 2013

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