one ring

calling your buds and letting the phone ring once before hanging up. this is used following a sporting blunder by your rival and their favorite team. as if the ESPN mocking wasnt enough anyone who gets one ringed feels the pain even longer
Joey-You see the Sox lost in the 9th last night?
Charlie-Ya i got one ringed like 7 times
by Swedes July 28, 2008
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pop one

get an erection
dude, when i touched cindy boner's hoo hoo, i popped one.
by judson April 16, 2003
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a mad one

A period of time spent doing nothing that isnt completely silly, hopefully bizarre & enormously fun! Usually undertaken when under the influence of alcohol or drugs or both.

Best enjoyed after (in fact it only really qualifies as 'a mad one' after) at least one night's sleep deprivation.

(It is also worth noting that 'a mad one' is normally accompanied by almost continuous, totally sincere but basically pointless, apologies to anyone nearby who is halfway normal)
"Sorry mate, don't mind us ..we're on a mad one"

"I know I am talking shit mate, sorry, I've been on a bit of a mad one"
by The Insomnianiac June 28, 2005
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One Direction

"One Direction is the shadiest band of all time".
by Wallflower56 July 16, 2015
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One Direction

A shitty boy band that basically came out of nowhere. They're only famous because they won X Factor. They produce horrible over-autotuned music, look like they're not even 16, and the only slightly good thing they have going for them is their hair. They mind control girls into liking them and their disgusting music. The only thing their fans talk about is how "hot" One Direction is and how they want to fuck various members. If anyone even dares to voice their opinion on them, these girls will track you down and force you to say differently.
Girl 1: OH EM GEEEEEEE NIALL IS LYK SO HAWT(:
Girl 2: I KNOOOEEWW RIIITE? I LYK SOOO WANNA FUCKKK HIMM ONE DIRECTION FOR LYFEEEEE
Guy: What the fuck is your problem?
by ronburgundythethird March 04, 2012
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taxi for one

Phrase used to tell someone they aren't funny (implying that they need to leave. Alone. Right now.)
Usually used in reaction to a bad joke or stupid comment.
Dave: Knock knock.
Sam: Who's there?
Dave: Wallet inspector! Hahahahaha!
Sam: ...Taxi for one.
by feather-duster May 07, 2007
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