crack flapping

Crack flapping is the act of slamming your and your significant other's asscracks together in a fit of sensual joy.

The old lady and I got hot and heavy last night, and we started crack flapping. I came so hard I farted inside her.

by Mr. McGooch February 12, 2016

Meat Flaps

The flaps of a pussy that are EXTRA Stretchy and Long

Person1: Oml look at those, yum!
Lily: Are you talking about Rebecca's Meat Flaps?!
Isaiah: Hell yeah, are you jealous Lily bcz I ain't want yours?!
Person1: *Eating Her meat flaps* mm hmm uh uh mhhmhhmhh more mama cita!!
Isaiah: Get the FUCK OFF those are my MEAT FLAPS!!

by IBePourinOutTheFax May 17, 2019

Meat Flap

Temporary housing.

Gina's meat flaps are so enormous, they're used as a homeless shelter.

by Flexo Rodriguez November 08, 2017

Camo flap

Camp flap, commonly referred to as a girls vagina.

Sigma male 1, “I was balls deep in that camo flap”
Sigma male 2, “that’s so skibiddy”

by Keebnkabes November 25, 2024

Cap flap

Nut into bottle cap and stick inside partners asshole

Oh yeah dude I just cap flapped my girl last night

by Sordina September 26, 2021

Flap Crap

Hygienically challenged, usually overweight, people can develop a residue of body secretions on their person, typically in compressed areas of the body described as "folds". It can also accumulate in the groin. This filmy substance has a distinct and unpleasant odor. Like crap.

I would go on a date with Tina, but damn she smells like flap crap. I don't want to get that stuff on my hands.

I gave Cortney a lift home, now my whole car smells like flap crap.

by WillieWonka12 January 30, 2010

tea flapping

The female equivalent of tea bagging

i just got killed on cod, that girl is tea flapping me

by mooksmorgan October 15, 2020