arse hole cunt

One of worst type of person you could encounter , worse than an typical arse hole, worse than a cunt, more spastic than an oncock. Simply worst of the worst

Have a look at oncock, hanging off every cunts cock thinking he'll get some where real fast what a fucking arse hole cunt.

by maxwell-monty November 1, 2021

arse dust

A cloud of dust blown from an arse, when a powerful fart is expelled.

Wow man, did you see that? That man has major arse dust.

by Stuhen June 29, 2017

Arse Lawn

Arse Lawn is the hair that is found around your arse hole and gooch.

There's nothing worse than ripping out your Arse Lawn pulling Gruff Nuts

by Tony Balony the Phony September 1, 2021

Arse at high tide

Suffering from diarrhea.

"Oh, no breakfast for me thanks. I've had my arse at high tide for the past two days and I'm afraid to fart in case I blow out a tsunami!"

by Gruntie Stevie October 25, 2020

two cheeks of the same arse

Two people who share very similar characteristics, or two people who share a close bond.

Donald Trump and Elon Musk are two cheeks of the same arse.

by ClarkHardwire November 28, 2024

Same as me arse for blisters

This was a north east response to the question- how's your belly for spots? It meant I am ok.

Exchange between friends-- how's your belly for spots?
Response -- same as me arse for blisters.
These were greetings and response indicating all is ok.

by Geordie lad December 13, 2012

Stunt arse

A northern man who take the place of a non-homosexual person in a gay porn film!

Actors: oh yeah, oh john your a big boy I want to feel you inside my arse!
Director: AAAND CUT! Bring in the stunt arse!
Northern stunt arse: Oh I do hope I have enough lube for today’s shoot I was taking cock all last night as seemed to hardly have any left!
Actors: Time to pound that arse!
Northern stunt arse: Oh yeah, you know how I like it!

by Dave Wild October 11, 2008