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Texas Wildfire

A college student that was a big drag racer in Ohio that everyone called "Texas". With a wild and goofy personailty that one weekend had a big ball of fire in the car that was drag racing. And from that day on he was know as Texas Wildfire.
Who is that? Well thats Texas Wildfire
by carter highrise October 10, 2010
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Texas Mule

Person 1: I will give her one last chance. (after 5 previous chances)

Person 2: She isn't going to be loyal, Stop being a Texas Mule!
by Camaroz28Run January 28, 2015
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Texas tumbletruck

A sex position in which the female does a full split while the male fits an entire tractor into her vagina. Ouch.
I'mma pull a Texas Tumbletruck on dat bitch's ass!
by shakeababy247 November 13, 2014
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Texas Honk

Jamming your horn in with all your force for far longer then is necessary. It is important to be extremely angry during this process, despite the fact that nothing bad has happened and there is absolutely no danger present. As the name implies it helps to be surrounded by ignorant people who assume that they are always in the right; and it is their duty to punish you for anything they deem as wrong.
Car 1 changes lanes in front of Car 2.

There is adequate spacing between the two cars, and Car 2 does not need to change speeds in order to maintain this distance.

Car 2 performs a Texas Honk.
by Rawb Dawgy December 8, 2009
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Texas Burner

A sexual move where one person fills their mouth hot sauce, and their partner delicately slides their penis in.
"Hey man, did you try that Texas Burner last night?"

"Yeah man, it hurt so good."
by barrycalifornia22 September 12, 2020
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Midland, Texas

A city to the west of Texas which has a booming oil industry.
by sus1 June 9, 2018
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Skidmore Texas

A small town with a wonderful school spirit and a terrible football team to disappoint them all
by LifesBetterInAFord August 27, 2021
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