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Texas Taper

When you insert a pair of wireless clippers inside a girls vagina and give yourself a haircut.
Boy: I need a haircut but I'm horny too.

Girl: Let me give you that Texas Taper.
by TresLC October 4, 2016
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texas potlicker

A term that refers to someone who fishes (usually wade fisherman and people who fish with bait) and uses his/her friends secret spots to impress their other friends. This secret spot will therefore be passed down from googan to googan becoming a not so "secret spot" in the end, usually taking 1-2 seasons of fishing. It is considered one of the duchiest of all the moves by friends because mostly everyone in Texas kill what they catch, rendering their spots useless for future use.
Woooowww, why have there been so many Texas potlickers slamming my favorite hole lately? I wonder if Kevin showed Scott and Granger my spots...?
by Louisianablast&cast September 21, 2015
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texas showdown

A Texas Showdown occurs when two women take up places in adjacent public bathroom stalls, and neither one will commit to make a shit for fear of making an audible fart or shart, or for fear of it reeking a nasty smell.
I'm so sorry I was in the bathroom for an hour, boss, I got into a Texas Showdown with Sally and I just wasn't about to back down.
by AlfredoGermont April 26, 2015
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Texas Toothpaste

When a man ejaculates into his hand and rubs it into his partner’s mouth manually.
Brian: “Dude, I totally gave that chick from the bar some Texas Toothpaste last night.”

Jeff: “Damn, that’s kinda gross.”
by xReaperx666 October 16, 2021
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Midland, Texas

A city to the west of Texas which has a booming oil industry.
by sus1 June 9, 2018
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Skidmore Texas

A small town with a wonderful school spirit and a terrible football team to disappoint them all
by LifesBetterInAFord August 27, 2021
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Texas Burner

A sexual move where one person fills their mouth hot sauce, and their partner delicately slides their penis in.
"Hey man, did you try that Texas Burner last night?"

"Yeah man, it hurt so good."
by barrycalifornia22 September 12, 2020
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