Teaner

a sexy, fun, entertaining, grown ass man

That Teaner over there is taken by a Rachel.

by BabyRach April 4, 2010

Tennessee

The state with some of the worst schools in America.

man:"Is he stupid?"
woman:"Oh be nice, he is from Tennessee!"

by GruesomeGage November 21, 2010

tender vittles

a term applied to feline excrement that dogs, and other domestic animals, like to snack upon..and then lick their owners faces. yum!

oh jesus, the dog just helped himself to the tender vittle buffet (aka the litter box)

by chemicalpixie February 13, 2004

Teener

when you get a chick dressed like a teenage mutant Ninja turtle to take a shit on ur balls while you jerk off to the back street boys"the right stuff"

Dan would often get STFO and give himself a teener

by Spinnifer May 30, 2019

tenderness

An upset caucasian woman who is easily persuaded by the comforting words of an African American male. Often used in love ballads as a filler word. The ambiguity of the word adds to the it's allure.

All you need in your life is love and tenderness.

by Chad G Funk June 27, 2008

tender trap

A course of action that demonstrates that the man is both soft and understanding while being rough, aggressive and hard.

Jamal hit Nina with that tender trap to get her to fall in love with him.

by redcloudking October 21, 2016

tender chicken

when one has taken it up the butt so much their ass hole has become more tender then chicken boiled for over an hour

my buttbuddy, thanks to me, has some tender chicken

by g unit December 28, 2004