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MUFF

Contrary to popular belief, A Muff is a term used to describe a specific type of female's vagina.

Rather than Poon, being a small bodied clean shaven vagina.. Muff relates to the opposite of the detail.. I.E. A nice phat hairy vagina would be described as a MUFF.
Damn Becky's camel toe is thiccc... She's got the warmest softest Muff around.
by BeerHanded89 March 19, 2019
mugGet the MUFFmug.

Manky Muff

Normally a female has a manky muff caused by Stds / Stis by having unprotected sex
Dam that girl has a "Manky muff" she must have completed tinder/bado/snapchat
by ej2095 January 2, 2024
mugGet the Manky Muffmug.

Cut the Muff

In short, to cut off poor quality audio.

To "cut" something means to remove or eliminate it and "muff" is short for muffle or muffled. In this case it is in reference to audio.

The idiom "Cut the Muff" is an amusing way to tell someone that their mic or audio output is muffled or unclear.
"Very muffley, very cutty. Cutty muff. Cut the muff." - Timmaaay (Obsolete Punx)
mugGet the Cut the Muffmug.

BUFFALO MUFF

A vagina that has been exposed to sexually transmitted infections
Dont sleep with Amy, she has "Buffalo Muff"
by Golden Eclipse May 19, 2023
mugGet the BUFFALO MUFFmug.

Muff cabbage

You're muff cabbage!
by Asian todd October 21, 2010
mugGet the Muff cabbagemug.

Muff Nugglin

When youmotorboat” a vagina.

If you’re a midget you’re a muffnugglet

Nickname for a vagina- Muffnugget
My man went from swamp boatin my asshole, flipped me over and started muff nugglin, it was the greatest night I’ve ever had with your dad.
by Moist Towelette January 27, 2021
mugGet the Muff Nugglinmug.

Big Muff

A fat, lazy and very stupid cat that would kill a man for food.. but is way too lazy.
Big Muff tried to jump on the counter, she broke her neck.
by 1saac April 14, 2019
mugGet the Big Muffmug.

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