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cum sweater

You know that one sweater you have that you just let you girlfriend soak and wipe up your cum after sexual intercourse. Just because you know your shitty aunt gave it to you that one time she ever gave you a gift for anything ever in 10 years. Yep
Oh shit don't touch that that's my cum sweater!
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Mud skeeter

Best if used with a country accent

Damn mud skeeter was hanging off the side of his truck.
by Cherpollake June 25, 2017
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Carpet Skeeters

What happened to your knees??

Got attacked by Carpet Skeeters
by EchoBSN August 16, 2017
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white sweater

Ten guys cumming on a chest of a woman
Bitch you look cold, you ready for your white sweater?
by Vegaboys August 18, 2017
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striped sweater guy

extremely disgusting guy who wears striped sweaters to gym and your friend and her boyfriend insists that you date ( but your not ever going to bc your talking to someone)
by mattiefukswithno1 November 29, 2017
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Dick Sweater

An over abundance of ungroomed pubic hair around the penis area.
Dude is that a Dick Sweater you have on your penis!
by Dickuare December 9, 2017
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Beef Sweater

Fine Egyptian like fur that surrounds the base of a mans sword.
Chick....Um, I think I have something in my teeth.
Zach....Don't sweat it babe! That's just my beef sweater. You look good.
by SweedishFish424 December 14, 2017
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