Steve

Steve is a name for wholesome people. We’ve had a bunch of wholesome Steves’ in our lives that it would be a shame to not recognize it.
Steve- Minecraft
Steve- Blues Clues
Steve Carell- The Office
Steve Rodgers- Captain America
Etc…

That man just gave a homeless person $100! He’s such a Steve.

by Redonkulous Definitions December 3, 2021

the steve harvey

Congratulating or awarding someone in front of an audience, only to realize they are not the intended recipient; then, having to retract your congratulations, leaving them standing there awkwardly with a half-frozen smile on their face. Painful.

Sheila, Congratulations on being the top salesperson of the year!!! Here is your plaque showing our appreciation! Oh wait, this says SHAWN... Sheila was not the winner, and thus, the loser. Sorry for the Steve Harvey.

by CleverCleo March 31, 2016

Bobby-Steve

When on the run from the popo, and you cant use your name anymore cause that will get ya caught- Use Bobby's name(aint nobody lookin for him as he be currently incarcerated), and the name patch on the stolen shirt you wearin says Steve, so now you Bobby-Steve.

"JFC!!! Shhhhh! Dont call him Scott anymore! He's ducking the feds out of state so now its "Bobby-Steve".

by TwackedOutTrudy March 6, 2022

Steve

Reads the Bible 24/7 but also probably beats your mother

"my dad beats my mom"
"Oh his name must be steve"
"It is! how did you know?!"

by Go_away123456782537 December 8, 2022

dry steve

the proper name for a reverse wet willy. someone puts their finger in their ear and then sticks it in another persons mouth.

he gave me a dry steve that had me tasting ear wax for a week.

by nutwackingzebras February 14, 2025

Steve

Steve is life's most extraordinary gift to me. His existence makes my existence meaningful. I never thought a man like Steve one day would come into my life and love me the way he does. Steve is the most sensitive, thoughtful, romantic, sensual and loving person I've ever met. He's genuine, soulful, compassionate and generous. Steve stole my heart the moment we encountered each other and loves me wholeheartedly with his body, mind, heart and soul. Steve has the most beautiful pure soul I have ever known, and he shares himself with me without any hesitation and invites me into the darkest and deepest places in him, knowing I will love and cherish every part of him. Steve has a wickedly dirty/loving mind that makes me crazy about him. He showed me a world of intimacy I had never dreamed of experiencing with anyone in bed. He showed me the full spectrum of love in its perfect form. His sense of humour makes me happy and fucking horny. His mind is so powerful, and his competence makes me wet.
But most importantly, he makes me feel safe; every cell in my body feels calm and secure when I am around Steve, and I know he will always love and protect me. I yarn for him, desire him, and love him with all my being. I love you, baby. I never have and will never again love anyone as I love you.

ZM

Steve will redefine love and intimacy and rock your world forever!

by IRFLY March 26, 2023

Zombie Steve

Popular streamer Syndicate used to mention Steve while playing Call Of Duty Zombies.

"Oh, Zombie Steve? He's chained up in the basement. Yeah he's fine."

by Lapos October 28, 2020