Mind over Splatter

"What happened to thse young dudes? Oh, it was andrew langford driving. He chose mind over splatter."

Mind over Splatter happened when Andrew Langford decided to dab with his band MOW at 120 miles per hour.

by Cucklesuck22 November 24, 2020

Pulling a SplatFNBR

Leaving before 30 min ladder to go be dogshit at volleyball

OMG no way he is Pulling a SplatFNBR!!!!

by Softaimer February 5, 2021

Edible Donkey Splatter

A heaping glob of donkey shit.

"Go eat a glob of edible donkey splatter"

by Skizoo May 24, 2022

Kansas City Splatters

1. The inevitable aftermath of eating any raw ocean fish as sushi or sashimi, in a landlocked area of any country. Applies equally to the explosive process out of the piehole or the one located at the yonder end of the alimentary canal.

2. Kansas City’s Premier Foosball Team, consistently ranked #6 by Field & Stream.

1. Phanh-hang: “O no sweetie did you need me to grab you the Dude Wipes, or the Depends again?”

Sweetie: “BISHH WE ALL OUDDATHEWIPES UUNNGHHH SPLTHTHPHPHTHTTTT I GOTS DA KANSAS CITY SPLATTERS FROM BLEEAAACCGGHCGGHH THAT SUSHIGGLURBGBGHGRBLEGGGGGG <<splattt>> <<FAAAART!>> WE ATED IN TOPEKA. BLEGHGHGEGCHH.”

2. “Wow. The 2025-26 season for the Kansas City Splatters just dropped. Quick — go grab Dad’s Amex card!”

by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 26, 2025

shlata

things that look good but have no real use

snowglobes of all sorts are complete and utter shlata

by sgtpepper7691 June 2, 2005

slater

The shortened version of "See you later"

"Hey guys I gotta go. slater."

by Ryan Lorenzen July 20, 2008

slat back cadillac

A cadillac barrity that has a slanted trunk that also has a trunk mounted contiental kit and contiental buckles or deckstraps

Slat back cadillac

by still walkin March 3, 2009