Spider Eyes

The resulting prolific amount of bubbles that occur after a particularly large piss into a toilet.

"Man, I just pissed like Ogre from Revenge of the nerds"
"making some spider eyes in there, eh?"

by Alf Porn April 12, 2024

Porch spider

Soulless, spineless, and money hungry, member of the succubus species. Feeds on pitty, drama, and bullshit. Will attempt to use its wits of a broken oreo to lure in its mate. Once mating season arrives it will try to use its wet paper sack giblet wound to attract its mate.

Stay away from tree nut street, that porch spider is in heat.

That girl look like an ole porch spider!

by OIC-U-812 August 2, 2021

Spider-man Lottery

An extremely, sometimes purposely, dumb, often deadly, idea for an invention, taken from the DougDoug stream "Shark Tank, but AI is pitching the ideas" where a chatter suggested the spider Man lottery, a lottery where you enter and all but one box is a highly venomous spider, except for one that was the radioactive spider

Can you believe the baby cage was a real thing? It's pretty much a Spider-Man Lottery.

by Clevervirus July 24, 2024

Spider

A creature with more than 2 legs and shoots sticky traps that catch unsuspecting victims to be eaten

This is a spider, like an octopus l, it has 8 legs

by Electric Raccon July 18, 2021

Spider Bite

This is a hickie on a male that a woman would typically gives that resembles a huge red mark on the neck

Give me a spider bite.

by Blvckdiamondds November 6, 2017

Spiders

The creepiest critters that have ever existed. Super scary and yucky. ☹️

“Okay class, time for the fact of the day!!! Did you know that the fear of SPIDERS is called arachnophobia?”

by DogsAndHorses November 23, 2020

Asian Spider-Man Day

One of the most important holidays in Asian cultural on May 21st. Typically Asians fast from 6-10 am and don’t see the sunlight.

Are you celebrating Asian Spider-Man day tomorrow?

by Mommy2628383 May 20, 2022