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by CertifiedCanasa September 28, 2021
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Bob: Sorry, I don't have a cell phone. I'm socially Amish.
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by babyhuey121794 October 8, 2013
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by Squob to Gob June 17, 2012
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That crazy girl keeps social micromanaging me! I can't cut a break! Who cares who I eat lunch with???!! AHHHH!!!!
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If you lived with her you'd know she's enraged all the time. But as an expert at social graft, she's all smiles and platitudes to the outside world.
by claybius July 26, 2011
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