Hym "Just found out about the Georgia School Shooting that just happened. No details on a motive yet."
by Hym Iam September 5, 2024

by Dogs.Breakfast June 9, 2016

This is a magical place on the woman where your troubles can be lost. Those with Salami vortex does not have this. Male anatomy can enter and enjoy its heavenly embrace.
by BookBuddeh July 9, 2023

A dry wank
"Did your girl come over last night?"
" Nah, I was in a bad way dude. All I could manage was a clay pigeon shoot."
" Nah, I was in a bad way dude. All I could manage was a clay pigeon shoot."
by zen123 July 29, 2016

Every year in America, shooting season is the months of February to May, since that is when most shootings take place. Shooting Season.
by StriderThritySeven March 24, 2021

by drakestar September 15, 2022

To shoot and hang yourself is a humorous reference to suicide, made by the absurd nature of killing yourself in two ways at once. Can also be used as a threat of murder (shooting) followed by a cover-up of suicide (hanging). Also humourous, because it would very clearly not be suicide.
"I'll never give you my LED kitty headphones! You can pry them out of my cold, dead hands."
"That's what I *will* do after I shoot and hang you!"
"That's what I *will* do after I shoot and hang you!"
by Juneuey January 19, 2025
