Seated-up

To be with child and therefore unable to hold any semblance of your former social life or personal identity. This runs the gamut of all active parents, whether they disappear because they are committed to their new role, or if they reluctantly and resentfully accept the role after receiving a positve paternity test in a state that's all but banned abortion.

"Yo Troy, let's scoop up DeMarcus so we can smoke this spliff and watch Endgame"

"DeMarcus ain't coming. Ain't you heard? He seated-up with Shavon. He got the paternity results from Maury Povich and those two poofed like Thanos."

by SoilentRed September 25, 2019

Seattle Semenhawks

A very funny name to call the Seattle Seahawks. Eagles fans like me call them that.

Billy: Bro did you hear that the Seattle Semenhawks beat the Philadelphia Eagles last night?
Anthony: Yeah bro I hate the stupid semenhawks! They injured Wentz on purpose!

by Not a legend 27 January 5, 2020

seata

pretty eyes, hot, bubbly, loyal, gorgeous girl, friends with everyone has a big booty and is kind to people who r nice to her she is on crackhead level with her friends and loves to laugh and smile.all guys stare at her beauty

guy 1:damn is that seata

guy 2: holy sh*t she’s mine💍😍

by i’msodumbasfhehe June 5, 2020

Sedaaki

(Adjective) This is a word used when someone is being unnecessarily annoying. It originates from the Malayalam phrase "sed aaki mwonuse" which has a completely different meaning. The creator of this word was very sleep deprived while creating said word.

"Don't laugh."

"You better not laugh."

" Chris and Migha are being very sedaaki right now. "

by Hi, it's me August 1, 2020

Seattle Prep

where all them stuck up seattle kids go. often many students have addictions even though they have been given many chances in life. the bitches are the most stuck up ones here, they got a stick so far up they’re ass they can’t see they future of them becoming a hooker.

guy 1: “yo that bitch goes to sea prep”
guy 2: “why her insta say ‘Seattle Prep!’, ain’t nobody gives a shit”

by penistosociety August 12, 2021

seat 21

a young mans masterbated seamen found most often on a childs school bus

omg me a tobie just saw somebody seat 21
in across the row we were sitting in

by SEAT 21 January 24, 2022

Seat ownership

When you have a specific and favourite seat, and your friend or partner let's someone else sit there instead. Paramount to betrayal as it is YOUR spot. you own that spot.

Person 1: Hey, did you let someone use my seat?
Person 2: Yeah why?
Person 1: That's MY seat. I claimed Seat ownership.
Person 2: You can't own a seat position!
Person 1: Watch me

by chunkyheff January 28, 2022