stories

stories are books with little books inside them
mommy i love stories
by butterflybreezes June 14, 2020
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Tumblr Story

an article, essay, editorial, etc. remembered years after you saw it on your tumblr dashboard. These stories, often highlighting a cultural or societal issue, must be taken with a grain of salt due to their questionable validity, accuracy, and truthfulness.
In the 1980s, a Japanese girl was kidnapped, tortured, and raped by four of her schoolmates. After a few weeks, the girl died from her injuries, and the boys weren't charged with any crimes. This is a tumblr story because the details highlight sexism and rape culture, but whether or not the story is true is unclear.
by Joshua Connor Moon November 18, 2019
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Shit Story Syndrome

The perpetual tendency to tell bad stories. There is always one person in a group who rambles about some bullshit that happened in their boring life, completely oblivious to the disinterest of those around. Those unlucky enough to be recipients of the seemingly endless Verbal Diarrhea are forced to cough up an occasional polite 'Mm-hmm' and 'Interesting'.

Severe cases of Shit Story Syndrome result in prolonged uncomfortable silences, quick change of topic, and the infamous 'cool story bro'.
'I don't think I can withstand a long coach journey with Sarah, her stories are just awful and I won't have the stamina to pretend to enjoy them for eight hours straight.'

'Yeah, she has Shit Story Syndrome.'
by Alkjjhhg May 27, 2016
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.roblox.._...stories

she has good stories but she’s too overrated like 11k for stories um
by Stacey Grimlin July 7, 2021
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Crack Story

like the term crack ship, it's relating to something that is nonsensical/ridiculous/crazy, in this case a story.
"is this going to be a crack story?"
by Mariocheatsonhiswife November 26, 2023
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story time

(TRUE STORY - MY STORY - PLEASE DO NOT TAKE)

me - "Taylor"
bff - "Selena"
enemy - "Kanye"
<3 - "travis"
Selena <3 - "benny"

so this happened when I was in 12th grade. me and Selena were literally bffs, intertwined, never leaving each other. we were the bestest of best friends and everyone at the school knew this. Kanye was a serial dater. like one girl after another one girl after another one girl after another. he was dating Kim, and we like were also friends with Kim too but when she started dating Kanye we were sorta pissed ofc. but we weren't rlly mad cause we dont want to be those friends that monitor peoples dating lives. so yeah.

in about 2 months Kanye and Kim broke up and apparently he cheated on her, and Kim confirmed this. we wanted to get revenge. this wasn't anything extremely bad, just showing everyone that he did cheat on her cause everyone thinks he didn't. we came up with the perfect plan to try and let kim and Kanye get back together so he'll cheat on her again. Kim ofc didn't actually like Kanye but she was willing to do this to get him back. we would also expose any other information that he told her.

so Kim found out so many of Kanyes secrets - and then biggest one wasn't that he cheated on her, its that he likes ME AND SELENA and was tying to get benny and travis to not like us anymore. she found this out bc she broke up with him and he said that. so things were getting really out of hand.
Selenawasdatingbenny andme andtraviswho weren't officially together. we decided to tell the boys about this, and they were ISSED. travistriednot rlly to show it but I could tell he was mad. they told us that Kanye was telling them bad stuff about us to try to get them to not be together with us. so we started planning for revenge but we got a text from benny saying that theyre fighting.

there weren't any teachers cause the fight wasn't that loud and it was just a couple of kids. Kanye then said, "OH, TRAVIS, U NOT GONNA FIGHT? I MEAN, TAYLOR IS REAL FINE...MAYBE ILL TAKE HER DOWN IN A DIFFERENT WAY" he whistled and winked and I WAS ABOUT TO BARf it was so gross.

Travis looked so mad and jumped in to throw punches at Kanye. the teachers finally came and benny was extremely hurt so he was rushed into the emergency room. Selena was sobbing and talking to benny (he probably couldn't hear her tho) about how he shouldn't have done that. travis didn't g et really hurt so I hugged him. and we started dating

the next day he looked really off, also benny was in the emergency room. but travis looked off and I asked him, "whats wrong" he told me he hates the thought of me being with someone else so...he got onto his knee and proposed. i know it sounds weird and WAYYY to early, I thought so too, but I accepted his proposal.

so thats my story time!
xx
by jacobelordisrealwife February 4, 2024
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intercourse stories

As my teacher was sitting on her desk, I went up to her and showed her the bulge in my pants. Now it was my sex ed teacher so she knew what to do.
She told me to go to the door, lock it and then get naked. I did as I was told. She then said I was gonna have some intercourse with her, and I was like what is that. she said it is when you lay a woman.
my teacher wanted to have intercourse and I said sure cuz I really wanted to lay her
that is my intercourse stories
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