Mahoney’s rule

When someone starts saying something they have to finish it.

Sarah: Guys, did you know- nevermind
Joey: MAHONEY’S RULE

Sarah: uhg fine, did you know Stacy is pregnant!

by Rachel Hoover October 20, 2019

No Singles Rule

The refusal to buy single measures for girls at the bar.
Thus them getting more drunk than they would be & POW!
It has served myself & close friends very well in the past.

Dave - "I've got a date on Friday with Sarah, but not sure how things are gonna go?"
Steve - "Mate, adopt the No Singles Rule & you're in there like swimwear!"

by LeeKrow November 14, 2010

road rules

some MTV show. Also see gay

if i have to see another episode of road rules, i will tear your spinal cord out of your back and strangle you with it.

by Lando July 12, 2003

Rule 1

Every time you find anything you have to take a deep breath, yell YEET with all your might and throw it.

Player 1 : Dude I found this super rare important AND fragile thing

Player 2 : Remember Rule 1, my friend.

Player 1 : YEET

by Beamboii June 29, 2018

Rule 21

When you scoop your ballsack for ur friends to see. N they have to look at it.

hey guys rule 21 *bounces penis up and down*

by rule maker😈 May 18, 2022

Rule 937

If someone trips and falls, you are obligated to laugh or wheeze before helping them.

Guy 1: *trips down stairs*
Guy 2: “Rule 937, HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH”
Guy 1: “Seriously?”
Guy 2: “Seriously though, u ok?”

by HelloImDavid June 22, 2023

666 Rule

The main thing modern women look for in a man.
* 6 feet tall
* 6 figure salary
* 6 pack abs and/or 6"+ penis

Who the would use 666 rule it in a sentence ?

by onureemus August 4, 2023