dick ring cheese

When an uncircumcised cock is purposely left unwashed for a month prior to the holidays.

The under skin cheese is put in a jello mold to create the perfect dick ring cheese.

Grandmother is always the first to sample

This years dick ring cheese came from some Swedish dude I met under the dick dock

by Crotch Pheasant August 22, 2014

blew an o ring

What you call your anus opening just after having explosive gas and/or diarrhea and your anus is sore

(After you just came out of the can after a big shit)
Man, i just blew an o ring on the shitter.

by R. J August 24, 2006

four-finger ring

1. An amount of money on the order of $10,000.

2. A pair of brass knuckles.

1. I sold dope to earn a four-finger ring.

2. I ought to bust that pussyass thug with my four-finger ring.

by pigeonface May 15, 2005

Chili Ring Fiesta

A large grouping of people cleaning the excess fecal matter of each other's assholes by intercourse or use of tongue.

Holy shit Gary I still have feces in my mouth from that raging chili ring fiesta last night.

by Reach Around My Ass July 10, 2010

Red Ring of Death

1. The replacement of the ring of light on your xBox 360, with the ring turning red and the top right one not lighting up. Signifies that you xBox is suffering from hardware failure(generally caused by overheating). Usually happens during an xBox lan party or when you get a new game and take the day off.
2. An omen that makes a hardcore Xbox gamer turn into a vegetable, unless of course he/she has a warranty on his/her xBox.
3. Sometimes called the RROD

Dude Bob got the Red Ring of Death yesterday, now he wont pick up phone calls or return texts.

or

D*mnit! I just got Modern Warfare 2 and took the day off, and then i got the RROD!

by Antherius December 23, 2009

The King's New Ring

A riff on the phrase "The Emperor's New Clothes," it applies to athletes or sports teams who the collective media crowns champion because everyone is afraid to admit the obvious. The promised ring, much like the clothes, doesn't exist.

The media has insinuated LeBron James and the 2010-11 Miami Heat will win over 70 games and the title. While they may win a championship some day, right now I think this is a case of "the king's new ring."

by kris takahashi November 30, 2010

chocolate ring sunday

When one person begins to take a shit while lying with there ass in the air. Holds it half in, half out so the other person can eat the exposed part with an ice cream spoon

'man I wish I could eat her chocolate ring sunday'

by chubs mcfag January 5, 2008