She offered to blow me while I was driving her home, but I was worried about post ejaculatory blindness
by bigstraightfollowing September 26, 2008
Get the Post Ejaculatory Blindnessmug. That moment of mental clarity that can only be achieved by 'blowing your load' or 'shooting your bolt'. A lot of honest internal dialogue can be had with yourself in these moments....shame it doesn't last very long.
AKA: P.E.E. / PE-Squared / P-Double-E
AKA: P.E.E. / PE-Squared / P-Double-E
by The Urban Keats November 9, 2007
Get the Post Ejaculatory Enlightenmentmug. The nostalgic feeling that you experience when you meet your long-distance bestie — that’s post-meeting depression.
The moment you two divide, you may feel like the world’s about to end. But no worries, friend. Distance will be broken. You’re meant to be, no matter what.
The moment you two divide, you may feel like the world’s about to end. But no worries, friend. Distance will be broken. You’re meant to be, no matter what.
«Hey, I just got on the train.»
«You‘re not having post-meeting depression, aren’t you?»
«Doesn’t matter. We’re all under the same sky, after all.»
«You‘re not having post-meeting depression, aren’t you?»
«Doesn’t matter. We’re all under the same sky, after all.»
by uovo July 16, 2020
Get the Post-meeting depressionmug. Having the special ability of posting in forum threads while performing the act of drifting with a vehicle.
by slammed@ca.com February 16, 2009
Get the post-while-driftmug. The realization one has after he's finished coding. You suddenly see how shit your code is and that it needs a complete rewrite.
by creative_username_0010_1010 June 9, 2021
Get the post-code claritymug. That sober or relaxed feeling some people get after busting a nut or otherwise having an orgasm. Horny feelings are all gone for a while and you think with a fresh mindset.
"this dude is so down bad, he needs some of that post nut clarity"
"I was getting so frustrated until I decided to get some post nut clarity, now I'm relaxed as hell, man"
"How is he finding such good moves? Must be that post nut clarity."
"I was thinking of messaging my ex until I got some post nut clarity, now I realize I was just horny."
"I was getting so frustrated until I decided to get some post nut clarity, now I'm relaxed as hell, man"
"How is he finding such good moves? Must be that post nut clarity."
"I was thinking of messaging my ex until I got some post nut clarity, now I realize I was just horny."
by speedyNEET May 30, 2022
Get the Post nut claritymug. When you run for office in a Democratic system, lose the vote, declare yourself the winner anyway and accuse everyone else of being the ones in denial.
"Before the election was called, I had a pretty good feeling about it, so I preemptively declare victory and anointed myself an Anarcho-Monarch of Ottowa. Then to my shock and also not shock at all, the elites appointed their own puppet-leader instead, Zed Shabibe. Or something, I dunno, I wasn't paying attention. I'm calling upon my supporters to not recognize the legitimacy of these so-called 'elected officials' unless it's ever me."
-- Jreg satirizing Post-Ironic Democracy in "I Won (And By A Lot)"
-- Jreg satirizing Post-Ironic Democracy in "I Won (And By A Lot)"
by The Logical Fallacy December 24, 2022
Get the Post-Ironic Democracymug.