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Post Ejaculatory Enlightenment

That moment of mental clarity that can only be achieved by 'blowing your load' or 'shooting your bolt'. A lot of honest internal dialogue can be had with yourself in these moments....shame it doesn't last very long.

AKA: P.E.E. / PE-Squared / P-Double-E
'Damn, last night I got post ejaculatory enlightenment..... and you're right...... she was a pig!'
by The Urban Keats November 9, 2007
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post-while-drift

Having the special ability of posting in forum threads while performing the act of drifting with a vehicle.
Yo! I'm so skilled that I can post-while-drift!
by slammed@ca.com February 16, 2009
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Post-Finale Depression

The feeling you get after your favourite tv series or game ends; when you feel an overwhelming sadness, contemplating where your life goes from here, will you watch a new show or just flood with tears at the thought of the great trauma you've just experienced.
"What am I going to do now Breaking Bad is over what is the point to my Life now, I think I might go curl up in a ball and die"
"hey man, i think you have Post-Finale Depression"
by ghostnappa March 2, 2015
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Post poop depression

The sadness after a real good poop. Sometimes you poop and its feels like part of you has left and something significant has been lost that can never be brought back. It leaves a feeling on incredible remorse and sadness.
Howard are you doing okay this morning?
I'm okay I just have some post poop depression. It will pass.
by Barnardo October 27, 2016
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Post Game Depression

When you feel like your life lost its meaning after finishing a game, this might also be referred as PGD or just depression.
Jesus chirst, I just finished Persona 4 and i have post game depression i cant cope with living...
I get you man i also got PGD after finishing Bubsy 3D.
by NepaliCook January 16, 2018
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Post-meeting depression

The nostalgic feeling that you experience when you meet your long-distance bestie — that’s post-meeting depression.

The moment you two divide, you may feel like the world’s about to end. But no worries, friend. Distance will be broken. You’re meant to be, no matter what.
«Hey, I just got on the train
«You‘re not having post-meeting depression, aren’t you?»
«Doesn’t matter. We’re all under the same sky, after all
by uovo July 16, 2020
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Post-Ironic Democracy

When you run for office in a Democratic system, lose the vote, declare yourself the winner anyway and accuse everyone else of being the ones in denial.
"Before the election was called, I had a pretty good feeling about it, so I preemptively declare victory and anointed myself an Anarcho-Monarch of Ottowa. Then to my shock and also not shock at all, the elites appointed their own puppet-leader instead, Zed Shabibe. Or something, I dunno, I wasn't paying attention. I'm calling upon my supporters to not recognize the legitimacy of these so-called 'elected officials' unless it's ever me."
-- Jreg satirizing Post-Ironic Democracy in "I Won (And By A Lot)"
by The Logical Fallacy December 24, 2022
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