piss mop

an ugly whore, or any ugly girl in general who you would piss on.

man, jessica is just a fucking piss mop.

by horizar May 13, 2005

Piss Wagon

A dead set loose cunt who stows the grog away like a brewery wagon

Harris ya big cunt you're a dead set piss wagon

by Papa big smurf November 9, 2016

Piss Willy

Used to refer to stuck up or utterly ridiculous people or things. The Piss Willy is a proper or well refined worm with a British accent who wears a top hat, bow tie, suit, and has a cane.

Prep: Ew. Youre gonna eat that? That is so unhealthy.

You: Well yea. I mean thats why I got it.

Prep: Ugh. Whatever, you're gonna get fat.-walks away-
You: That just makes me huggable ya feckin Piss Willy!

by Ashton_Ecstasy August 3, 2014

sissy pissing

A man sitting down on a toilet to urinate.

The bathroom at the Gay bar was really gross, sissy pissing was out of the question.

by Joseph the Adorable July 17, 2016

piss equilibrium

Piss equilibrium occurs when in sex, a man and a woman start pissing at equal forces. This often times causes multiple universes to collapse at once due to the piss collapsing into its Schwarzchild radius, forming a kugelblitz so powerful that the space-time continuum is ripped apart at once. The only survivor of this piss equilibrium is known as a piss baby, formed from the piss of a man and woman, who inherits superhuman strength.

"Dude did you hear that VSauce was a piss baby?"
"Yeah, that piss equilibrium created a good one"

by Andrew Wangerdoodle June 8, 2018

Horror Piss

The absolute utter horror a person experiences when they are at school and for whatever reason they piss their pants. This phenomena usually occurs after a laughing spell or some sort of frightful event that startles the pisser. Usually this person is somewhat of a pussy for the fact that he cannot hold in his pee for the next hall break. The horror piss is followed by a long trip to the bathroom in which the pisser desperately tries to get the extremely embarrassing stain out of his pants but wiping down with paper towels or placing crotch under hand dryer. If somewhat is spotted while horror piss stain is intact, their social life is ruined.

Harry: "Yo man did you see that chick, she musta had a bad horror piss"

Trent: "Ya im never talking to that girl again!"

by Tritonofvenus May 23, 2010

Piss balls

When your penis is small but your balls are big therefore you piss on your balls

Damn I pissed on my balls again I got piss balls
My piss balls stink
Anthony got piss balls dawg

by Pissbol oshie December 19, 2018