The Turtle Just Passed You 

Slang for walking or driving too slow that everyone passes you.

Can you walk faster, the turtle can walk faster than you, the turtle just passed you. You drive too slow that the turtle can pass you.

The Turtle Just Passed You by JayEssBee85 December 16, 2013

passin a pinecone 

You know when you you go for a shit and it starts off small and tapers up to a fuckin huge drip shaped turd.....well imagine that bastard with nuts and sweetcorn!!!!

Joe: Wheres Nick?
Pete: Last time i seen him he was passin a pinecone in the bushes..
Joe: hope to fuck theres no squirrels around........

passin a pinecone by playfulgorilla March 5, 2009

Passing Legislation 

A term used by people of high political status, such as a mayor, a chief, a selectman, a representative, a president, what have you. This term is commonly used to be synonymous with "I have to poop", but this version is used to make conversation less awkward.

Barack Obama leaned over to Vladimir Putin during an interview and said "Pardon me, I have to uuuuh...well, let's just say I should be passing legislation."

Passing Legislation by Skanago:g December 28, 2014

Purple Passion 

Purple Passion is a grape alcoholic beverage made with Everclear. It used to be sold in the 1980's in a 2 liter bottle. Other than Everclear, Purple Passion had another prominant ingredient: "substandard grapes". Closely related beverages are Tropical Passion and Pink Passion.

I didnt know Purple Passion had Everclear. I probably shouldn't have drank that 2 liter bottle of it.

Purple Passion by EverClear Jack January 23, 2013

passive progressive 

A term developed by Red Letter Media, referring specifically to a media company that celebrates liberal ideas (such as diversity, tolerance, or pro-LGBT rhetoric) exclusively when and where it benefits them but not going all in as to also profit from countries that censor those messages. This can be done in ways such as adding a pro-LGBT scene that can be easily edited out for the localization in China, Russia, or another country that would censor liberal messages.

Disney's decision to add two lesbians kissing on camera in The Rise of Skywalker was endearing, but ultimately a passive progressive tactic since the scene was edited out in China and Russia.

Coca-cola's decision to support the end of Apartheid in South Africa appeared passive progressive to many detractors. Until, that is, they pulled all holdings out of South Africa - sacrificing profits to stand in solidarity with the protestors.

passive progressive by ThisisJacksonMissi February 21, 2020

hugging passionately 

Sexual intercourse.
This word is the most effective weapon to be used to avoid demonetization.

rSlash: they were hugging passionately in his room
Youtube demonetization: ah shit we were so close

hugging passionately by Tubax August 20, 2019

Passenger Derby 

The game that pilots play after takeoff.

The rules:
1. Leave the seatbelt signs on for a good hour after takeoff.
2. Send the drinks trolly up and down the plane atleast three times.
3. Get one of the stewards or stewardesses to run through the people that they think have a good chance of getting to the toilet first via the pilots intercom.

4. Captian And First Officer take bets on who they think will reach the toilet first. The items on the cheese tray are generly used as stake.
5. The Captian turns off the seatbelt sign and the steward or stewardesses uses pilots intercom to commentate on the race.
6. The cheese is eaten by the winning better.

Stewards or Stewardesses: Captian, the seatbelt sign has been on for over an hour.

Captain: I know

Stewards or Stewardesses: Are we playing Passenger Derby?

Captain: Yes

Passenger Derby by Douglas Richardson February 6, 2012