A weirdo that is best friends with Spongerbob. Catches jellfish and lives under a rock like a true starfish.
by Kermit.thesponge November 27, 2019
Get the Patrick Starmug. by zeruela June 10, 2025
Get the potato patrickmug. A religion where we pray to our lord and savior, Patrick. He has saved us from cancer and ebola, and is known for granting woman their ability to reproduce. If you have ever met Patrick, get on your knees and pray, because this is a once in a lifetime chance.
John: “Have you joined Patrickism yet?”
Bob: “Yeah man a while ago.”
John: “OH MY GOD IS THAT PATRICK???”
Bob: *starts sucking his dick*
Bob: “Yeah man a while ago.”
John: “OH MY GOD IS THAT PATRICK???”
Bob: *starts sucking his dick*
by Juicymama56 April 6, 2022
Get the Patrickismmug. GOAT in autobot language is Patrick Bryan. He is the best. Sexiest hooper in the country. All the bitches love him. There’s times where people can’t handle his greatness that comes to his actions and words. There’s times where he fucks sexy teachers for 100s on tests. Patrick can never be stopped. He like BBB. Big Booty Bitches
by Jake wilford November 11, 2019
Get the Patrick Bryanmug. by THISbutinlowercase April 18, 2024
Get the William Patrick Spencer Goldmug. 
He is an amazingly handsome man. He doesn't understand how truly attractive he really is, he always denies it. He can be shy and introverted at some points but then be quirky and extroverted. He is the love of your life. Treat him well. He is also kinda insecure so shower him with love and affection whenever possible.
by FemaleRedditor January 6, 2023
Get the Patrickmug.